My new Cat

I have 2 new cats but I guess I am calling the cool one mine. I like them both, they are both fairly entertaining, but my wife has laid claim to one of them. She keeps refering to the grey cat as my cat so I will have to name him today. I have a few ideas on what to name him but so far... nothing. *sadface* So I was thinking of some different names and fake stories associated with them as an explanation for a stupid name for my cat. Theo: I could say that Malcom Jamal Warner saved my life in a tragic bus crash when I was a child and I named my cat Theo after him. Fireball: I rescued my cat from a burning building or some other form of heroism and I thought that fireball would be a name best suited for the kitten that wasnt consumed in flames. I guess my Malcom Jamal Warner story inspired me to a fake act of heroism. Galaxy: My cat crash landed here in a space pod that I discoved one late night while star gazing in Lincoln, Nebraska. (or I could name him Lincoln?) Chopsticks: I could claim that my cat would only eat chinese food for the first year of his life. *Human Name*: I could name my cat a human name and go on all sorts of adventures with him. Then when I recount the story I could refer to my cat in such a manner as this: "Then just when I thought all hope was lost Carl reminded me that I had to take off the radiator cap" person replies "who's Carl?" "what?" "What? O.o" Or I could have really cool facebook status's involving my human named companion. "Carl and I got waisted. I can't believe he went beer for beer with me" Deceased Celebrity name: Still could have awesome Facebook statusi (plural for multiple facebook status) "Dom Delouise and I are going to watch Magnum PI tonight"