New Blog!

Ok, I think this is the last blog I make for a while... Not blog post but just blog in general, and that is what this is... a general blog.



I need to slow down using my elipses (...) too much of a good thing.


I decided to name the blog Atomic High Five because I still love to High Five... the fist bump (or "dap" in some circles) does'nt really do it for me. High fives, when done properly have a great noise on impact. If you made a similar noise when "dapping" someone probably has broke thier hand.


Right now I am going to take a moment to explain the Rules of the High Five


To the left is a typical High Five (or Exhibit A) as seen at many sporting complexes, and on the internet. Notice the triumphant look on thier faces. Truley a sense of accomplishment. Perhaps thier favorite sports team scored a goal/homerun/touchdown/ awesome-NBA Jam-inspired dunk or something... I don't know... I wasn't there. This typical, and albiet traditional high five is reserved for this type of celebration. Warning: This traditional high five is not to be used at hospitals, funerals, or after the birth of your first child.

Exhibit B: This is the Jumping High Five. This is reserved for personal acts of triumph for one or more of the participators of the said high five. These sort of celebrations are reserved for promotions, getting a date with someone out of your league, and succesful bank heists. Needless to say, in my youth I used the Jumping High Five when I got my first date with my wife. She is smoking hot. I have very rarily had a succesful bank heist so I hadn't had the ski mask jumping high five variant that I would like to try someday before I die.




Exhibit C: The Interspecies High Five is the most coveted of the high fives. Some theorize that it is God himself that is possesing this bobcat that is High Fiving the TV and sketch comedy star Andy Samberg. The more exotic the animal the cooler the high five. Here is a breakdown to use as a general guidline for Interspecies High Five.

1. Household Domesticated Dog/Cat
2. Trained Monkey/Panda
3. Mountain Lion
4. Great White Shark (or any member of the 80's band Great White)

No one knows why one would deserve such an awesome high five, but I hope to someday get a high five from a girrafe or rhino. I think a Rhino High Five would beat a Bobcat High Five any day...

Anyways... Internet High Five!